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An open letter to the person who ate my yogurt
Well done, Andy. related: Yogurt thieves!
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Comment dit-on “fermez la porte SVP” en anglais?
Our submitter, who works at a language school in France, isn’t 100% sure which one of the managers posted this on the staff board. However, there is one person he can think of who “has a fondness for...
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Do you pocket like it’s hot?
If the consequences of eating a Hot Pocket aren’t enough to deter you from buying them, you should know that storing them in your freezer at work or school is still a risky proposition. (And no, Snoop...
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood
I’ve spent most of the day curled up reading John Irving’s latest, In One Person (“a compelling novel of desire, secrecy, and sexual identity.”) And yet, since stumbling across this novella — from an...
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The Craft Services DTs
Our anonymous submitter in L.A. says this opus was posted at the kitchen of a production company working on a network television show…where at least two people seem to have too much time on their...
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PEDANT (noun)
Oh boy. (As always, just click on the image to enlarge.) related: Volenti non fit injuria
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Shoveling and sniveling
Spring is here! (Maine, unfortunately, didn’t get the memo.) related: Snow shoveling etiquette
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Here comes the troll
Bill from Florida and his bride, Mara, both electrical engineering majors, decided to infuse their passion for their field into their “Circuit and Swirls”-themed wedding, complete with invitations...
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Just to watch him die
Nicole used to live in Reno, Nevada. Unless you’ve lived there, Nicole says, “then you can’t fully understand what a straaaange place it is, but this note might help.” She found it about four years ago...
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Sincerely, Plastic Bag
I know this note has like, a lot of words in it, but seriously, all I see is wah wah wah. related: Dear “Desperate for Salad”
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Drink my Coca-Cola…and the terrorists win
Ana in Kentucky spotted this epic on the faculty fridge at the school where she works. related: Take my last Diet Coke from the fridge and I WILL cut you.
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Sorry, I can’t hear you over all the chattering appliances
Our submitter in Fort Collins, Colorado was a bit taken aback at the site of this local business’s breakroom. “The level of commitment dedicared to naming and creating backstories for the appliances...
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I’m detecting a foul odor coming from your general direction.
Basic hygiene: Sadly, one of those things that some people make it to college without learning…until they end up with a bio major for a roommate. related: This room is protected by the Constitution!
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Twiney Sod, the demon gardener of Fleet Street
As Sondheim said, there’s no place like London (“filled with people who are filled with shit”) — and, not coincidentally, the home of this sign. related: The orchid thief
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